A funny thing happened on the way to the Elephant.

Well there I was, passing through the Elephant & Castle Shopping Centre casually minding everyones business and, as usual, being ever so horrified by the picture on the wall of one of the booths of Lil' Kim in a bikini squatting. Basically she was in a position that, in spite of the absence of any other figure in the picture, could only be described as coital. Anyway, there I was, horrified, and who should walk past but Jaqueline Pearce. Now many may not know the name but she played Servalan in Blakes' 7 and has done a number of other roles over the years. Suffice it to say she's fab and there she is briskly walking through the Center with a small suitcase and on the phone. I was tempted to stop her to say something but as I said she was on the phone. Oddly enough I saw Celia Imrie, late of Victoria Wood, looking rattled and laden outside Tesco a couple of months back and again I thought probably not the besttime to say anything. Shame though