He shot himself down is not the way the song lyrics go but sadly he did.
My delightful partner decided to clean his ears after a shower, but rather than just do that he put in the cotton buds, wandered around the house, flapping, and then tried to do his hair, having forgotten about his ear cleaning which resulted in him popping an eardrum. Unfortunately his Italian bent caused him to "Mamma Mia" style clasp of the face on either side causing the one he'd left in the other ear to pop that eardrum. To be fair he coped with it in a suprisingly normal manner for him. Panic.
He’s been told they’ll grow back within 2 months and to keep them dry.
I am awaiting a water tank to burst over his head.
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